Drinking.

November 19, 2008

I have come up with a Bill that I may or may not submit the House of Representatives. 

Article 1: Wine is perfectly legal for everyone above the age of 6.

Article 2: Anyone that feels it is okay to drive after drinking will be shot on the spot.

Article 3: Anyone who abuses drinking will be sent to Wyoming, along with everyone who is against this Bill.

Article 4: If alcohol is transferred from minor to minor, the original possessor of the alcohol will take full responsibility for the actions of the minor on the receiving end, therefore both will die.

Article 5: As previously stated, the drinking age for wine is 6, for beer it is 6 years and 9 months old, for hard alcohol it is 7, and for wine coolers, 37. 

Article 6: There will be a free taxi service ran by “Meals On Wheels” for all drunkards who are unfit to drive.

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