Sexy Jesus.

September 7, 2008

Recent scientific discoveries have led me to finally, after years of thought, discover how Jesus became ripped. Since the theory of evolution is complete blasphemy and the earth was created 4000 years ago in a 6 day period of time, its a simple answer.

Jesus buried all of the dinosaur bones to test the faith of the faithful. In order to bury all these bones, he had to dig holes. As we all know digging holes by means of shovel, over time, makes one buff. But it’s different with Jesus, he did it all in one day, I think it was in 3921 B.C. on July the 6th. Don’t believe me? Have you seen pictures of him on the cross? Might as well be a God. Oh wait…

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