New Age Jesus.

August 18, 2008

I’m surprised Jesus hasn’t been commercialized yet. (Or has he?) I mean, he has got ahold of the majority of people in the US. Buying the rights to Jesus would be beneficial to wal-mart, home depot, or even the local porn shop (imagine all the new business). I picture him with a neutral politically correct skin color, wearing Jordans, eating Mcdonalds, rocking an Abercrombie shirt, drinking a Budlight, throwing up the deuces, while sitting in a La-Z-Boy recliner at the entrance of a combination Super Walmart/Home Depot, packing a bottle of cholesterol pills in his velvet robe pocket, with an M-16 over his shoulder, and a pile of dead, innocent, middle easterners next to him.

Now thats the Jesus people believe in, but are too afraid to admit it. I guess they do know what the meaning of hypocrisy is.


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