Four Birds, One Stone.

July 25, 2008

I’ve made my contribution. Have you? What am I talking about, you ask? Well I’m talking about thickening our atmosphere. A thicker atmosphere ensures us protection from a number of things, including meteors, alien invasions, returning to earth after a trip to outer space, and the heat.

Well it turns out that global warming (either natural or human induced) will not fry us. In actuality it will put us back into the ice age. Explanation: Well, you see, salt water conducts heat better than fresh water, our melting ice caps are comprised of fresh water. The diluting of the salt water will shut down the thermal convection currents in the oceans, thus stopping the transfer of heat by water from one place to another, putting us into another ice age. Don’t get it? Well for you simple minded folk out there I simplified it. If you want it to cool down, give all your money to the oil companies and drive fast/aimlessly.


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