Mother, I like Natural Disasters.

June 25, 2008

Cut Mother Nature some slack, she has to have a little fun. I mean, we abuse and misuse her so much she is gonna hit back sometime. Our arrogance gets the best of us, like it does to all children, and like all good mothers do, she puts us in our place with a backhand to the cheek. We don’t like it, its a reality check, reminds us that we are animals at the mercy of our environment.

We are nothing special. I think George Carlin said it best, “Name 6 ways humans are better than chickens.” Do it, I dare you to try. You’ll find that Chickens are decent people.

Lightning (getting hit is an accomplishment), Hurricanes, Forest Fires, Earthquakes, Landslides, Tornadoes, Tsunamis, I love you and am thankful for all that you have done.

SAVE TREES, EAT PEOPLE.

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One Response to “Mother, I like Natural Disasters.”

  1. erika said

    would you like to hear my definition of a good mother? i’ll tell you anyways.
    she doesnt take anything from anyone, puts them right in their place.
    shes very kind and nurturing [hahaha] but if you get on her bad side it could be deadly.
    she provides for you but can cut them loose in a second if you’re not careful.

    mother nature is quite like that definition

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