No thank you door, I’ll open you myself.

June 17, 2008

Dear Automatic Door,

Sadly, there aren’t many things I hate much more than you.  Assuming I’m too lazy? or just too weak? Or are you Haphephobic? Or did you just follow the crowd and get one of those fancy motion sensors? Your ignorance compels me to question the competence of our society. How do you sleep at night? If you ever open for me again you’ll be sorry. Now sir, I bid you adieu. I truly believe your good at heart, so make the changes that are necessary then get back to me

From, Your worst nightmare.







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